If that song from Tom Lehrer with the predicted deaths IS acceptable then this punk song by Belinda Carbumcle must go in too. The Polar Bear Song (sung - largely - to "The Farmer in the dell") (sung in a rush to fit all the syllables in ) You cut the forests down, you covered the countryside in towns YOu burnt all the coal and made a hole in the sky so you'll all go brown. There's cnacer on your tongues and tar inside your lungs, YOur full of smoke you cugh and choke and breathe out of your bums. But I don't care I'm a polar bear I breathe the nice clean Arctic air, I have a good laugh wherever I go I piddle and play in the Arctic snow The end is coming soon cos there isn't any room For all of you what can you do fuck off and live on the moon. Ha ha ha, doom doom doom, You're all gonna die, you're all gonna die, Tough shit you asked for it, up your bum goodbye but I don't care I'm a polar bear, I breathe the nice clean Arctic air I have a good laugh wherever I go, I piddle and play in the Arctic snow And I know Santa ho ho ho.
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