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khandu BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59138* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 19 May 03

Having considered more and assumed less about the following subject, I have come to these conclusions.

Of vowels and consonants, I have concluded that consonants are more important. Why"? Consider this:

A message omitting all consonants would be indecipherable. However, using only consonants, communication is still possible.


o e oi...makes no sense! However, sending the same message but using only consonants we may understand:

slw mn wrkng

Slow Men working

However, I am of the mind that we rely too much on vowels. I conclude that, if we practice not using vowels, money and time could be saved!
"How?"you ask on the edge of your seats!

Well, consider road signs (as in the example above). With less letters, we have less costs in production!!

Let us practice with the following "road signs"

Rlrd Crssng

Slw, Spd Chkd b Rdr

Slw, Schl Zn


Mrg Rght

Are you beginning to comprehend?

I shall submit this to Senator Lott later this week!


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