DeAR MR. SnarfWingle,

        I know U are surprised to be hEaring from me. I am the Son of the late revered dictator, Franscico FraNco, and at his death, he left me a very large consignment of fruit, worth 12 million pazoozAs. Upon perusing your very poweRful web site, I note that you have many dResses that would benefit from haNging tAngerines, mangos, and other fruits of choice. AT the moment, the only ting keeping us from making beautiful fruit saland togeter is the fact that all the frUITS is in Spanish money, locked Away, ande, not to be apocalpyso aboutit, rotting fast. Can we MAka deal?

Yours,
Castanet Anseewotchewget Franco
TRopicanada Fruit Exchange
c/o de Box in the back Alley