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User Name | Thread Name | Subject | Posted |
Giac | Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often) (337* d) | RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often) | 28 May 03 |
Once, upon a Tyme, Gillian, spelled Gillian, but pronounced Jillian (why didn't they just name her Lillian?), sat picking mites from her senslessly long trusses (damn! those hernias). There was a heaving, like an earthquake or a vomiting of a very large creature and she was hurled to the rocks. She lived, but was stopped dead as she saw Tyme fly by. |