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Apache Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often) (337* d) RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often) 30 May 03


Am I God?

For many years I have wondered if I am God. I think I am but many people don't. Never mind. I believe that I am God because I can perform miricales, I can turn tractors into fields, I can pull a rabbit out of a hat (if I can stuff the little bastard in there first). I'm bigger than Jesus and you all know it, so worship me.

NB: This is not supposed to be me being big headed, it's an example of bad writing.


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