Dunroamin' Blues With apologies to Hank Williams I got me a mortgage, a chain around my feet And I twitch my curtains when you're walking down my street And my kids give me worries, lawd my kids they give me grief I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues I got a two-quart paunch and my hair is growing thin Got a burglar alarm in case someone wants to break in And I know I've got to bear it, but I'm buggered if I'll grin I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues I went down to the river to catch myself a pike For a break from my worries, some respite from my strife Caught a shopping trolley and a rusty racing bike I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues I'm swinging to the right every time it comes to vote The kids call me Hitler, the wife calls me Pol Pot I read the Daily Mail, so no wonder I'm losing the plot I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues I used to be dashing, single, free and young I used to be handsome, carefree and well-hung But now I'm just a joke, a wretched figure of fun I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues Got a mid-life crisis and my ulcer gripes and throbs I hate my kids and I hate my deadbeat job Sometimes in the evening lock myself in the toilet and sob I got those du-uh-un ro-oh-oamin' I got those du-uh-un roamin' suburban blues
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