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Fadac Lyr Req: Lime Jello Salad? / Lime Jell-O... (80* d) RE: Lime Jello Salad. 19 Jul 99


If you hear a big rumble, thats my tummy, from way out here on the left coast. All this talk about colorfull and wiggely foods. Hmmmm

Ok, what flavor do you use, to fill the swimming pool? How many grapes?

Church Jello, (sigh) I once went with a Morman lady. So I got to experiance all of the wonderfull church foods. I tried to make the fruit/nut/marshmello thing...once.

All the nuts/fruit sank like stones to the bottom of the mold. The Marshmellows floated to the top. When this thing setup, and I flipped it, it sort of looked like a see through upside down coffe cake, that had been left in the rain too long. I think the whip cream on top, was the real clincher. I put some candy sprinkles on the whip cream. That looked so good, I put more on the sides. Then Ritz crackers around the side, Not forgeting the cheese whip.

I don't know who the guy was, but I think he was some upity in the church. (Do Mormans have pastors?) Anyway, he looked at my jello, then looked at me with some real sad hound dog eyes, and said. "Your very sick, son. You really need some help. Marry the girl."

With visions of endless processions of various lime jellos, and baked beans, and fried chicken, and 47 kinds of potato salad. I jumped on the old Harley and ran for my life. The girl and I just naturaly split up, she married a nice Morman guy and had six kids.

(Whew! Saved by the jello)

-Fadac


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