O! WHY DOTH MY CAT EAT CARNATIONS (Traditional)
(Aire: "How Much is that Doggie in the Window?")
Oh, why doth my cat eat carnations?
Oh, why do she do stuff like that?
I feed her the very best rations!
Oh! what a perverse, stupid cat!
I feed her on tuna and parsnips!
She turns up her nose and walks by!
But as soon as she smells them carnations,
A fiendish gleam lights in her eye!
One night as I lay on my pillow,
One night as I lay on my bed,
I dreamed she was eating carnations,
Next morning the plants were all dead!