Damn, don't you people ever go home?! Hey I'M JOKING. These shrimp are amazingly tasty, especially the horseradish/Pickapeppa/Louisiana Hot dipping sauce. Guess I'd better shift to a lager for cooling purposes. In fact, this St Pauli will do VERY nicely.

Steve Parkes, this is your lucky day cause I found one pint can of Joule's in the cellar. Put that Brit money away- it's no good here.Right, it's on Bert. Whew! This place is hoppin. bbc can you take this extra large pizza with anchovies over to Mick, but tell him we're fresh out of raw oysters? Thanks. Ready for another Metaxas, RZ? Who the heck's driving you home anyway?

Neil, funny you should mention Cassady and Kerouac. You know this place wasn't always the Mudcat. Used to be called the Minor Key in the late 50's and early 60's, and those boys would sit in a booth and listen to the be-bop jazz we used to have here, and eat about 3 pounds of onion rings and endless beer with whiskey backers. Sometimes, some nights, some of our patrons still see them, and the old dark green Merc that Neal drove. Cassady carved his initials on the wood pillar over in the corner there. Here, buddy, here's another Turkey rocks.

Peter T, you just want a beer? You know we've got everything here. Try some of this stuff from Iceland that Skarpi left last time he was here.

Hey, Sheye. I got a free one for you- anything you want. Shula left it on the Free Drink Board for you. She said for the old times.

Annap,this is the last of the Tanqueray. You want Boodle's after this? Oh,OK, I'll send Cletus after some more Tanquray.

Den, it's gonna take another 40 minutes on all those Guinnesses. Gotta pull em right y'know.

Animaterra, you got a Smith's Oatmeal coming. You want ice cold or cool?

That got everybody? Oh, almost forgot- Please, EVERYONE. Can I have your attention. Just one toast for a good friend, The Shambles, and for all the others that can't be here. God bless you, and may you be in Heaven five minutes before the Devil knows you're dead. Slainte.