Rapaire, you have hit the nail on the head! Indeed, it is almost as though you had read a recent essay of mine, which is to be published in the October edition of "The Psuedo-Scientific Wanderings", which deals with MOAB in the exact same style that you have demonstrated today!

Bee-Dubya-Ell, you must be unfamiliar with the "WSFE" Act of 1968. It was signed into law by LBJ after before the melee of the Democratic National Convention, as a means to rekindle a sense of credibility to the National and Regional Democrats.

The "WSFE Act" (William Shatner for Everyone) insured that all people, even the poorest of families in Alabama, could have Shatner material to enjoy in their homes. It could only be done with the magnaminous generosity of Shatner, who readily gave his seal of approval. As a result of this, even to this day, Shatner material can be found at an extremely low price in Dollar Stores across North and Central America.

It is important for children to have affordable shoes, but of what use are shoes if one has no Shatner?