Listen people! I'm gonna smite your asses one of these days. That's a fact, Jack! You can take it to the bank, Frank! Smiting just comes with the territory when you're God. But I'm sure as hell not gonna tell some whacked out idiot in San Diego friggin' California when I'm gonna do it. And I'm not gonna tell some jackass white honky preacherboy in Alabama when I'm gonna do it either. It's gonna be a BIG SURPRISE! So don't waste your time worryin' about it 'cause it ain't gonna do no good. Just relax. You can rest assured that the smiting will be done without regard to race, creed, religion, ethnicity, gender or sexual preference. Sincerely, GOD An Equal Opportunity Smiter
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