You people simply don't understand the seriousness of this individual's threat to our National Defense. "SMITE" obviously refers to a biochemical assault on our precious bodily fluids, or perhaps even a nucular attack. Even as we speak, trained operatives of the Homeland Security Agency are secretly tape recording this man's every utterance. Marksmen with high powered rifles are covering every move, in case he makes any attempt to procure weapons grade uranium from Africa. No need to report this dangerous subversive -- the Authorities are already on the case! JOHNNY in OKC
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