You people simply don't understand the seriousness
of this individual's threat to our National Defense.
"SMITE" obviously refers to a biochemical assault
on our precious bodily fluids, or perhaps even a
Even as we speak, trained operatives of the Homeland
Security Agency are secretly tape recording this man's
every utterance. Marksmen with high powered rifles
are covering every move, in case he makes any attempt
to procure weapons grade uranium from Africa.
No need to report this dangerous subversive -- the
Authorities are already on the case!
JOHNNY in OKC