Write in!!

What better birthmonth present than a writein campaign to elect Joe Offer governor of California? Imagine the boost to his ego when he can say, "Yup, pardner, beat ol' Arnold, beat Bustamante, and even beat that thong-wearin' lady."

And then, on to the White House! Here's some campaign slogans, Joe, free for nothing!

"Enough f*cking! More Folking!"

"Joe Offer -- He Admits His Folking!!"

"Get Folked With Joe!"