From:Lana Lewis
To: Jaime Olayson
Subject Your latest submission

Message:

jimbo - You actually expect our readers to believe that a soda machine in Roswell has spelled out the entire text of 'War of the Worlds' in Morse code? Puh-leese! There *is* a limit to the gullibilty of the public despite what some politicians may think. and as far as the "sighting" by your little namesake in New Mexico - I've told you before that there will be NO nepotism in *my* section of the paper. I don't care if he's not related to you - we both know he was named after you because his grandfather thinks you are the next Pulitzer. Ha! Right!

JACASS Pre-Editor Lewis

ps - wednesday was even better then friday. See you sometime this week?

Lana

PPS: What the hell is a mobile personal enviromental regulator and why in G*d's name would you spend $1,243 dollars to buy one? and what makes you think I'll approve it on your expense form?

L.