"A generation is going to grow up admiring how dashing their illustrious leader looked in 'his' uniform."

Surely it's more likely they'll grow up dropping him on his head from the upstairs bedroom, and burying him in the flowerbeds, and fighting over him with the dog and so forth. Or hating their parents because they wanted Homer Simpson for Christmas and they got this dork.

"Toy Story III" might feature him...