By the way oldgit, I hope you're not taking all of this personally, it's just that there are some things that just transcend ordinary mortal relationships.

I was hoping that your duel with MC Fat would have saved me the angst of causing you any distress; I figured I could deal with him using more brutal means. I hold you no grudge and I wish you a long and happy life; it's just that RW&R and I are destined to be together; like folk and song; spliff and good time; DeanMeister and disappointment.

I hope we can all be friends.