I put on black leather, fire up the bike, and go about terrorizing (can I say that?) small rural communities populated with white-haired old geezers and nubile young women.

I also enjoy travel, learning (damn near anything), and kicking back.

And then there's my own special brand of fishing. You take a length of string, tie it to your big toe (never, ever put a hook on it; some fish might get hurt), then curl up with a six-pack under a tree near a stream and watch the world go by.