Fer those of you who don't talk French, here's what LH said:

There's a whole bunch of Christian (er maybe "cretins") sittin' round here. They give a lot a dignity and perspicacity (means "smarts") to this forum here. Without them we'd just be a bunch of alien librarians and folks who collect li'l ole porcelian figurines from the Franklin Mint and such places. Next thing, they're gonna hit their friends up for drinks. But that dog don't hunt none. It'll be the ruin of our culture and civilization if they do that without offering me one.

Or something like that.

(Purty good, huh, LH, huh? I din't fergit that French I studied in college.)