The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #12021   Message #100128
Posted By: Fadac
28-Jul-99 - 10:22 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat religion
Subject: RE: Mudcat religion
Thou shalt also, keep ones beard in short array, if one is to squeeze the big sacred accordion. Lest one close the bellows tightly and pull thy wiskers. Or elst once will also cry out with, "Ouch! Sonofabich!"

Alas Lassy type squeezers shall wear suitable protections, else they will have body parts pinched in the closing of sacred bellows. Causing "Ladys in Pain"

So mote it be...(and the band played on)

-Fadac