Well, yes, I do remember that song, but no other verses, at least not this week. The next time I'm in touch with my old camp buddy I'll ask her about it too. Something makes me think there's a verse about bath soap.

I do remember that the guy who invented the davenport must have BEEN a "heart beat." (Sorry, I don't know how to italicize here. Fix it, please, Joe!") I can't remember how the "chew and blow..." bubblegum line ends, but that's definitely not right. I'll keep thinking on it and maybe it will emerge from the depths of my long-term memory.