8-15-12
The Washingtonpest:

Several new Religious mergers promise to give a stronger voice to lobby God. Hailed as the greatest unification of mankind in 2000 years 'Chrislam' is all the buzz. A major stumbling block was removed today when the former Roman Catholic Church acquiesced to demands of having an Imam run for Pope (now to be called Popeman). The deal sweetener seems to have been the Imam bishops bringing $366 billion of Saudi oil money to the table.

Chrislam has some hurdles regarding the former split of God into the holy ghost and son of God but a compromise is underway to make Mohammed and Jesus equal partners in return for the exorcism of the holy ghost.
Issues like circumcision will be delegated to an individual hygiene matter instead of holy law. Architectural differences of mosques and churches have been deemed a mere variation of design sense. Already mixtures of geometric patterns and human depictions have been seen in many newly converted Chosques. Prayer rugs are optional and pews are to be made wide enough to accommodate full prostration.
Printers are hailing the order for 7 billion Koribles as the single largest publishing job in the history of man.
Segregation of women at worship was resolved by a resounding mutual agreement to ban women from clergy.

The other major merger, the Hinjews, has allowed all those lost in the holocaust to be reincarnated. The Hinjew merger has been a cause for concern for some still resistant to mergers of any sort except for corporations and government. Nazis, neocons and the rare red necked thin skinheads have still failed to date to unify their tribes over a dispute as to who is white enough to be a member.


by DonuelH