Our Noble Charley, Deserves a Harley Or a schooner built for cruising Or a capo gold Or a 12-string, old Say a Martin, pre-deluvian!
Well we're all agreed That want, or need, You deserve to bring these home... But this is the 'Cat And in view of that, You'll end up with this stupid poem!
Happy birthday anyway, oh, Noble Charley!! Have an especially marine-smokestack kinda day!