If he comes at me with a big jackknife, I will get out of the way rather than go at him with lead.

I will observe maximum speed recommendations on any roads on which I am an engineer, regardless of schedules. Saftety comes first.

I will not yelll "Fire! in a locked building.

When going strange countries for to see, I will communicate regularly to my loved ones at home so they will not feel they have lost me.

IF a captain offers me great rewards for sinking an enemy ship I will require he open an escrow before leaping overboard to fulfill my end of the bargain.