I promise to stay off the damn horse so I can see my mother in the Fall when the work's all done.

If I am little and named "Joe," I will stay at the back of the herd and let the other more experienced Wranglers turn the stampeding herd.

I promise not to bury you on the lonely prairie.

I shall mention Aunt Clara at every opportunity!

If I have found true love in the Red River Valley, I shall not go.

If my name is Charlie, I won't get on the MTA.