Where do you work-a John?
On the Delaware Lackawan.
What do you do-a John?
I push, I push, I push.
What do ya push-a John?
I push-a, push-a da broom.
Where do ya push-a John?
On the Delaware Lackawan, awan, awan, awan,
On the Delaware Lackawan.

Where do you you work-a John?
On the Delaware Lackawan.
What do you do-a John?
I push, I push, I push.
What do ya push-a John?
I push-a, I push-a da drum...

Then substitute the word "truck" for "broom".

Chorus)
Some think the world was made for nothin' but pushin',
And so do I, and so do I.

Where do ya work-a Wop?
On the Washington Monument's top.
What do ya do-a Wop?
I push a mop at the top.
I thought they fell.
They fell like a push.

Where do ya work-a Joe?
I push-a da slide trombone...,

Where do ya work-a Zack?
I work on da railroad track.
I push-a, I push-a da spike...

Where do ya work-a Pete?
I work on da city streets...

Where do ya work-a Joe?
I really can't say you know.
Don't you push-a Joe?
Strike me pink, but I don't know...

Where do you work Marie?
At the opera company.
What do ya do Marie?
I push, I push, I push,
What do ya push Marie?
I push, I push high-C.
Where do ya push Marie?
At the opera company, ny, ny, ny, ny,
At the opera company...

(I hope this is what you want. It's pretty strange. Good though!)

Art Thieme