I shall stay indoors on May mornings.
I shall refrain from drinking cider out of the vat.
I shall not accept any shillings, even if offered by royalty.
I shall not tie flora, bits of trees or ribbons about my person.
I shall not employ Sid Kipper, in the unlikely event I should become a pharmacist.
I shall not attempt to drown felines, nor shall I carry their remains around with me.