I'll not bother to date any woman whose mother sleeps with a dagger (silver or otherwise).
If I ever get back to Bimini, I'll avoid the rum.
It might be okay to marry an older woman; but there's no way in hell you'll ever catch me wearing a bunch of blue ribbons on my head!
I'll never be one to court too slow(ly).
I'll shoot no deputies (not that I ever did).