As a good (bad?) ex-Catholic girl, I have felt obligated to remind my ex-Catholic friends of our roots by giving them Glow Marias, Virgin of Guadaloupe beach towels, Virgin Mary night lights, etc. Needless to say, this has provoked threats of vengeance from those friends. If you, too, want your own plastic iconic religious figures, Rabbi cards (like baseball cards, except with Torah stats), Parking goddesses or rubber chickens, visit the Motherlode of Tacky Toys at:You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll spend all your money on useless junk the way I do...