Tensions were running high when the 10 meter asteroid
struck west of Beijing
and registered 6 on the Richter scale
China armed its nuclear weapons
for an enemy yet unknown.
They searched for the attacker to no avail
The Chinese sent an urgent message to the White House:
"Do you know who warranted this attack?"
President Ahhnold responded:
"make no mistake about it,
this is a surprise to us,
your message is important to us, ahh...That is all."

Within fifteen minutes China launched with grim intent
It was clear to them by our reply:
"Make no mistake about it.
This is a surprise.
To us your message is impotent to US,
that is all"

Within minutes the staff of homeland security was safely deep unerground.