Not to detract from the merryment, but, we have atradition here in the USA. No published work may be banned. You don't have to play it or read it if it offends, and you may not ban anything.

this principal is outlined in the first ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"Is it cold where you are?"
"Gno'maam, I'm from 'Gnome'"   (Alaska)

"BE IT EVER SO G-NUMBLE THERE'S G-NO PLACE LIKE G-NOME