Sandra-

What an incredible country, a Rental Bond Board holding a "damage deposit" instead of the landlord! Here in the states we used to sing a parody of "Fiddlers Green" the chorus of which runs:

Give me hundreds of damage deposits,
No more on your streets I'll be seen;
Just tell all my tenants,
I'm takin' the rent-ants,
And it's off to Bermuda with lots of long green!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble