I will go to medical school, study hard, and find a cure for "the fever," thereby ensuring my fortune upon graduation.

I will not steal Trevelyan's corn.

I will not lie to landladies regarding my financial status. Instead I'll just buy their damned alehouses lock, stock, and barrel(s).

When dating large-footed miner's daughters, I will insist they wear properly USCG-certified flotation devices when near bodies of water. Alternatively, I will learn to swim.

I will wait for the unicorns, going after them with lassos if necessary. (I will also kick mosquitos and tarantulas off the ark so they can have the honor of becoming mythological beasts.)

PoC