The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1005146
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
20-Aug-03 - 08:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear freds,

Thank you very much for the warning regarding the freds we have come to know as Debbie Earl and Bubba Bubba. We are sure that The Galactic Overlord has our best interests at heart. However, please be advised that any and all comments, warnings or other correspondence regarding Bubba Bubba will be summarily ignored by yours truly.

I don't claim to know anything about fredsian psychology, biology or aesthetics. I also don't know exactly how Bubba Bubba manifested itself back on wherever you freds come from. But I find it hard to believe that any entity that bears as striking a resemblance to Heather Locklear (at age 23) as does Bubba Bubba in its current manifestation can bear anything but goodwill (and good other things) toward males of the human species. I am aware that Bubba Bubba's resemblance to the young Miss Locklear is totally superficial but, hey, I'm a superficial kind of guy.

As it stands right now, I have a pending date with Bubba Bubba (along with a couple of other earth-type entities) and am anxiously looking forward to it. If you happen to see Bubba Bubba before I do, please tell it that either the top of Table Rock in Boise, Idaho or the strange pit in Rapaire's new house will do just fine.

Thank you,

Bee-dubya-ell