Simple Rule: city folks don't do well out west, westerners and southerners don't do well in the city, especially northern cities. Northerners don't do well in the far north. Irish and Jewish immigrants don't do well in the States. No one does well at sea, or in a war (you die or your girlfriend back home dies).

All folk song characters should learn the song "Back in Your Own Backyard" and STAY THERE.