I porpoise that we,being ilk-minded and sommat in agreement in a couple of things, should band together and cretin a beneficent baste organization. Posonby a loyal l'order of Ilk's, wherein we consomme enormous quantities of beer and gude bourbon whiskey with any profits set aside for chartable causes or even a lodged hot tub to hold meetings in.
Surely they is more then a thousand left of our "ilk"

I wuld pay double admission price to see Penelope Rutabags mudwrassle Carol the SailorQueen for the chairwomanship obv the Il'kladies' Auxillyary. My money's on Queen Carol.