Yore seecrit iz safe wif me BeeDubs. But Carol the Sailor culd prolly take bof them huzzies wif one arm tied behind her back. Thet girl is plum full of ilk and also knows a number of cardbord cutout celebertys. I know a promoter in Memphis wif casino connections. Mebbe we culd team up CaroltSg and Sorchy agin Bubbabb and that old floozy Penelope (who I habv suspected for a long time iz not human neither). It could be telecastered via public access TV across the nation.

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