A month down the track, the argument still rageth. We could now promote this thread to the music section. I've just heard me old mate Martin Curtis singing the "Flatulance Calypso" on the wireless. It's a hoot - alas, I didn't have a blank tape handy to record it. No probs, I've just been yapping with Martin on the phone. The song was written by an Oz based, ex-pat Pom mate of Martin's, Bernard Carney. Martin recorded it a decade back, but it is just SO appropriate right now. It's available on his "SAVE THE WILDERNESS" CD, in the "Albums" section of his website. You'll find some other fine music of Martin's there too - even if he's just another ex-pat Pongolian "Downunder" **VBG**.

Cheers - Sam