I heard that my favorite spiritual mentor, Father Guido Sarducci, will be on the ballot. I'm away from home and typing on my dad's primitive WEBTV, so I can't look it up. Could this be true? What will the Pope say? Will Guido have to give up cigarettes if he wants to govern anti-smoking California?
All I can say is,

Go, Guido!!!

-Joe Offer-