A summary, well then...

As I understand the most recent developments, Bee-dubya has the hots for making it with a space alien who may or may not be female, a labrador, Khandu, and bread mold; the aliens are looking for this one Bee-dubya wants to make it with; the alien's partner, who has or had the hots for Penelope Rutledge, has been struck by lightning; Tweed is promoting a four-way mud wrestling match between the alien, Bubba Bubba, Carol the Sailor, Sorcha, and Penelope Rutledge; Amos and Little Hawk have been chatting in French, insulting each other, while I've been trying to translate for those who don't speak French; Amos is urinating blue, and now the National Association of Ilk Fanciers is annoyed and threatening to post long threads filled with legalese.

Is everything clear now? Of course, you'll have to read the previous pages yourself.