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Just today I was reviewing some old tapes and heard Art say, "If Adam came back He would only recognize my jokes" Of course later in the day during a dead time waiting for a meeting to start I retold the joke I heard on Utah Philips record when he said, "my name was Zipper but I had to change it... I wanted to become a star and just couldn't see the headlines, "Zipper Opens in Chicago"... since my last name is Schipper it seems to stay true as I make up a story until I get to the punchline.   What's your best joke you stole?