I was in a book store a few years back when I overheard a guy telling his friends about this funny story involving a Scotsman and his kilt and two ladies who came upon him while he was passed out from the drinkin' and the blue ribbon and such. While he did a fairly good job of telling the joke, I felt duty bound to interrupt (at the end of his story) and tell them about a little song they might appreciate. I then began singing The Scotsman (in the DT as the Scotsman's Kilt).

They were mightily impressed and I had a group of 12 people around me by the end of the song.

That was fun.