The thread on "Jones in Welsh" triggered something in me .

Have you ever heard the way non-English speakers pronounce famous people's names ?

Some examples from Spain:


Honn Buy-ne ( John Wayne )

Clark E-Gab-li   ( Clark Gable )

Say-an Connery ( Sean Connerry )

Paco Hones ( pronounced Pa -Cojones )   ( Tom Jones - they are being

                         cheeky here because cojones are testicles )