Damn right John's funny! John can't help but be funny 'cause John's a potter! Potters spend whole days throwin' pots. Now, once you been throwin' pots fer a few years it kinda gets to be automatic. Ya don't have to think about it real hard. It takes, like, 10% of a good potter's brainpower. So, what to do with the other 90%? Think up goofy shit to post to the Mudcat, what else?