A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing
with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review
his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr,
we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live
and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an
obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to
eagerly pay them with a smile."

"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant
grin on his face from ear to ear, "I thought you
were going to want me to pay with cash."