The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1008072
Posted By: Rapparee
25-Aug-03 - 09:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Colonel Hawk --
I beg to inform you that at 1712 MDT the Idaho Regiment was attacked by allies of the Martian invaders. Fighting was fierce indeed, but we followed your orders and strategized all over the place. We were finally able to obtain sufficient supplies
to enable our beleaguered forces to absolutely trounce the foe.
SIR! we whipped 'em good, SIR!
But SIR! I regret to inform you that we suffered horribly for our victory. There are many wounded, and many have left this vale of suffering forever. There are also many missing in action, SIR!, one of whom is our newest recruit, Debbie Earl.
SIR! we shall do our utmost to resupply and regroup prior to the expected attack on the 27th, but we will then be at half strength (20% alcohol) at best.
I remain, reverently and obediently your humble servant, SIR!