The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1008265
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Aug-03 - 08:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hey, "Tenderheart" Bear!

Got a message for you.

"Numb Nuts, you land in Idaho and we'll show you what it feels like to get the Sawtooths* shoved up your a**e. You and your group of pansy-wansy honeypot suckers show up ANYWHERE within 5,000 kilometers of Boise and we will kick your butts so far up your backsides you'll have to burp to fart. And remember, in the words of your pal Barney, "I love you!" (By the way, he was delicious. We served him with baked Idaho potatoes.)

And you want to share? We got stuff to share with you. Mostly .30 caliber stuff, but some's a lot bigger!

                                 Your friends in The Idaho Regiment"

(I cleaned this up so that it wouldn't offend your tenderheart sensibilities.)

*The Sawtooths are a mountain range.