Hello luv, I've just eard that yer might like ter meet up wiv me after all. It's bin a bit dodgy ere recently, but fings seem ter ave cleared up a bit now. The bishop had a good talk wiv the vicar an is gorn orf on a retreat or sumfink for six months. The bishop also came an ad a good talk to matron all about Jesus loving sinners - reckon that ee must know bout sinning coz I eard im telling matron that ee'd bin a bad boy and askin er ter cane im for it and gor she didn't alf give im a good wallopin - ee could ardly walk when ee came out of er room. I thought bishops were sposed ter be good and holy, but this one always seemes ter be askin matron to punish im. We managed ter sort out the home's money problems an all. We made a withdrawal from a bank wiv a bit of help from me old sawn-off and old Ginger "Gas-Pedal" Parker hasn't lost is touch as a get-away driver.

We even got our computer back, an I don't fink that any of those vice squad rozzers will want ter look at it again. After they'd found the pictures of Big Bertha and Loose Liz - specially the ones they took on the trip we all went on ter that city farm place - several of em asked to be moved back ter traffic division. I dunno wot all the fuss was about - that old donkey woz really enjoying hisself. Mind yer old Taffy Evans ad a good time wiv the sheep - ee managed ter try out the new velcro gloves wot is son sent im fer chrismas - reckons they beat wellie boots any day.

Anyway luv, I'd be glad ter see yer sometime soon. I don't mind about yer not liking tongues - I got a bit turned off about that after the time that Ronnie tried ter snogg me at a party all those years ago. I'm glad ter hear that yer don't live south of the river - never liked goin over there even after the Richardsons got sorted out. My bus pass will take me up north as far as Edgware - could you pick me up from there as I don't ave any wheels these days - mind yer, I expect old Gas Pedal could borrow me a jamjar if I needed one.