Whitby - ain't that up on the norfeast coast near Clacton ? Nah, aven't been up that way since we went for a boat ride wiv a geezer called Frank Mitchell.

Tell yer what Mr Raggytash - yer sound like the sort ov sportin bloke who'd be intrested in an investment. I'm looking fer someone who could lend me a bit of dosh - a monkey or so. There's this ere drum in Dagenham where I usta live. Now when I was there I stashed some gear under the floor boards. It's up fer rent at the moment an I reckons that the loot still sitting there. Wot d'yer say - you banknote me and I'll share the proceeds wiv yer fifty/fifty - most of it was tom. Let me know if yer in fer it and I'll tell yer where ter send the rhino - it'll ave to be in used notes mindyer.

One bloke to anover - what does this rabbit bint look like ? Me mate Dave says she's quite a well bilt type - bit smaller than Bertha though. Well I likes em nice an solid wiv decent jugs on em. Does she like a bit of hows-yer-father regular like ?