A list for your fav song that makes you laugh and think


Such as ATTITUDE CHICKEN by Bob Geldof


Later on that evening when I thought I'd had enough

I sat down in a resteraunt of over powdered drugs

I ordered up some dew-soaked lettus picked by virgin hands

Nestled on a bed of pearl encrusted clams

Well the waiters name was Renee and he told me how his aunt

Who had 47 children and how the always planned

To grow the smallest vegetables in all the kingdoms land

The're poor he said but happy and thats what realy counts

And every evening after thier 20 hour day they'd sleep content imagining

that restaraunt far away Where fat fucks in designer suits

Would order over deals the smallest portions of these

Tiny morsels for thier meals

Still the blood it clots and the heart gets stricken

See everybodye searching for that Attitude chicken


My porshe got stuck in traffic and my girlfriend said "get real"

"How dare you get me stuck" and "how'd you think that made me feel"

I got a yamaha 5 million a bike thats what I needed

Like Paul Revere on speed

Yes my girlfriend's name is anne But she says the k is silent

Put the h after the a and she gets realy violent

And shes got designer jewels and shes got designer clothes

Which go with her designer eyes ass tits and nose

And she does another line

And shes talking finger lickin

And thats my signal to send out for that attitude Chicken


A Special breed thats bred to feed the need for greed

Yes its poultry time for all you little kittens

Lets get hip and do the attitude chicken


Now when she comes she screams designer screams

at precisely the right moment

Loud enuogh so the neighbours hear and think I'm realy potent

She's conciderate like that which is why I guess I love her And by that I hope that I'm triing to smother

Her uniqueness or her freedom to find some other lovers

and express her self sexualy in atempting to discouver

The inner self that every modern woman in the land

Has the democratic right to Which I as modern man

Of course respect and understand and indeed can empathise with

Appreciate, articulate feel for and sympathise with

and any referance that I might make to her sexualy

Has been vetted and aproved by the woman's commisary

Still the plans get hatched and the plots they thicken

See everyones looking for that attitude chicken


Neatly packaged politics for all the little minds

It's the speacial intrest lobby for these multi-cultured times

The Politicaly Correct are the nazis of our time

When it's the freedom of ideas that makes man civilised

Lets drag out the old scapegoat if he's still alive and kicking

And go riding of in glory for that attitude Chicken


Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck


Attidude Chicken


I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

Raptor