Nah Mr Taggyrash, I'm strictly legit now - I might have pulled that North London blag the uvver month, but that was only ter help matron cover up that she'd bin fiddlin the books. She ain't goin ter try that agin, not wiv wot we've got on er now. Bertha told er just what it was like in 'Olloway an matron don't fancy being banged-up wiv a load of violent dykes an no fellas.

Kitty - wot I meant is that Chinatown itself 'as moved up west - ter that poncey street wiv the bleedin dragon gateways - wiv still got some of the old places, but they keeps knocking em down for all this bloomin docklands yuppie changes. Reggie and Ronnie usta get on wiv the slant-eyed buggers ok, but I can remember a coupla of the Lewisham mob wot tried ter walk outa the Old Friends wivout paying. The cooks chased em off down Cable Street wiv meat cleavers. Never saw em again, but we woz careful not ter eat there for a while - spesherlly after a bloke found an eyeball in 'is sweet an sour pork.

I 'ere that yor quite a looker, Kitty, an that yer live up near 'Arrer somewhere. I could get up there on me bus pass if yer game, andjer could sing some songs fer me. Coz of me funny turns, it'd be best if we could find somewhere wiv a bed so I could lie down if I needed ter. I could teach yer some of my songs too - betcha don't know the one wot goes -

I wore no trousers and she wore no blouses
An we both wore no underclothes
An when she carressed me she darn near undressed me
Wot a pleasure no man knows

I got a lot of uvvers like that wot I learned from me me various dads. There's even quite a few songs I picked up in the nick.

I reckon that bunnie rabbit's gone off me now, but from wot I gather, she lives norf of Watford an it's bit far for me ter get these days. Mindjer, it was er wot started this 'ere fred an wiv all these 'usbands, she sounds like proper PT.